i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
on a slightly less positive note if i hear that damn spotify ad about grape tomatoes one more time i’m going to flip this table
you know what fuck it today i got a haircut and had a really good piano lesson and good news!!! i might be playing a concerto with an orchestra! in front of people!!! so whatever it doesn’t even matter that i spent all of today doing what i dislike the most and i’m goign to spend the rest of the night studying it was a pretty okay day
have probably consumed over my body weight in popcorn/lychee gummy candies this is how i’m gearing up for my tragically young death via heart attack thank god for junk food