meladoodle:

italian leather isn’t even made out of real italians

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god i love ke$ha but she’s ruining my chances of impressing cute indie people with my spotify playlists

branwell-bronte-saurus:

There’s really no reason why anyone would ever need to make a parody account for the American Libertarian party.

blameaspartame:

how spooky

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

mileystunt:

he won a gold medal in butt wiping

People joke a lot about how the “squirrels are cuter than the girls” at UChicago, but, to be honest, in my 3 years here, I have yet to see a truly attractive squirrel. —Janet Xu, class of 2014 (via uchicagoadmissions)

gravityeye:

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.

meowgon:

emir-dynamite:

staysandstories:

samandriel:

buzzfeed:

Dunkin’ Donuts is still open during lockdown because Boston. 

I have never laughed this hard in my life. I fucking love Boston.

Oh my god, they WOULD

On one hand, oh god, those poor workers.

On the other, the police have been up all night, they gotta get their coffee from SOMEWHERE.

On yet another, this is impressively Boston.

UPDATE: Dunkin’ Donuts has released the following statement to BuzzFeed.

“At the direction of authorities, select Dunkin’ Donuts restaurants in the Boston area are open to take care of the needs of law enforcement and first responders.”

ivyarchive:

From “Anatomy of Episode 6 “A Golden Crown,’ Game of Thrones Blu-ray DVD extras

Game of Thrones Best of DVD Commentary

What did April write? Where is April?

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