italian leather isn’t even made out of real italians
god i love ke$ha but she’s ruining my chances of impressing cute indie people with my spotify playlists
There’s really no reason why anyone would ever need to make a parody account for the American Libertarian party.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.
Dunkin’ Donuts is still open during lockdown because Boston.
I have never laughed this hard in my life. I fucking love Boston.
Oh my god, they WOULD
On one hand, oh god, those poor workers.
On the other, the police have been up all night, they gotta get their coffee from SOMEWHERE.
On yet another, this is impressively Boston.
UPDATE: Dunkin’ Donuts has released the following statement to BuzzFeed.
“At the direction of authorities, select Dunkin’ Donuts restaurants in the Boston area are open to take care of the needs of law enforcement and first responders.”
From “Anatomy of Episode 6 “A Golden Crown,’ Game of Thrones Blu-ray DVD extras