wellalright: if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
2boys1cup: wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
intheirwreckage: terramantra: 1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6. Never...
thedawgg asked: I see this: You're going to get a 2400 and you're going to write an essay about being a Home Depot Cruising, Tandem Bike Riding, Dog Loving, Flannel Rocking, KOREAN. Lesbian.
i thought that when the school year ended i would be done with staying up late to do homework nope nope nope nope nope nope
it’s hot as balls
stackmodus: have you ever been so mad at someone’s existence that you feel yourself getting pissed when they do literally anything
hyperbolequeen: tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
federalists: perks of being a wallflower; you can make your own food via photosynthesis
i can’t believe i was allowed to exist when i was in junior high holy god i am so embarrassed of myself
[[MORE]]last week i finished reading About a Boy by Nick Hornby and there was this thing he said somewhere in the later passages that basically said that the reason why most people don’t try to commit suicide is because they have things they’re looking forward to. they expect to wake up the next day and watch a tv show or see a baseball game or do the laundry or something, but when...
this morning i woke up and had a “why did i do anything i did in my entire life” moment so i just curled up in a ball and slept for another five hours
rivaroxx replied to your post: hey guys it’s almost the end of pride month and i… With lots of shoulder in your walk riva that is so offensive and completely not funny go take your stereotypes elsewhere you straight cisgender bigot
hey guys it’s almost the end of pride month and i haven’t even done anything blatantly homosexual how do i fix this problem should i visit home depot or something
if i could buy honey nut cheerio flavored milk my life would be about a million times nicer
batmanpanties: Can LOK just focus around Asami, who has the best and most realistic writing, strongest character development, and goes through serious issues that don’t end up with a rushed slice of ‘Happily Ever After’? It will be called: Legend of How I Put Up With Everybody Else’s Bullshit
edchavez replied to your post: i remember earlier this year my friend told me… true. are you serious i legitimately can’t tell
i remember earlier this year my friend told me that by junior year she didn’t even get horny anymore because she was so busy studying
colfricans: people born today won’t know what it’s like to have the plague spread across your entire country and kill half the population reblog if you’re a true 1340s kid