June 2012
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
May 2012
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ursineknight replied to your post: man before i started reading homestuck i thought…
…Are you becoming a “Homestuck” fan? 8D Oh my goodness. Join me, please.
yes i think so. i feel kind of like i just cemented my future of staying in my room forever.
man before i started reading homestuck i thought it would be the lamest shit ever (partially because i had seen some weird homestuck porn fan art and it was weird seeing troll genitals before i had even figured out what exactly trolls were) but i actually like it like this shit is insane omg
[[MORE]]man i really like this girl and i can’t help but write stupid posts about her like i’m supposed to be getting over her right now but i can’t because she’s adorable and amazing and perfect
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[[MORE]]for future reference:
right now i’m working on a comic. as it is there are only two pages, both of which are written in French for the sake of getting culture points this semester from Hamrock but that’s pretty much beside the point because there is no way in hell i’m going to write the whole thing in French (i’m not that good and it doesn’t fit the story)
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seriously what the fuck is wrong with me
i’ve been reading things wrong like all week
just right now i read “we are all liars” as “we are all lesbians”
like last night i thought that a ribbed condom actually said “nipple condom”
i can’t look at anything with text without totally distorting the meaning of the actual like written words
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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gaywardvagabond:
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
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Listen
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“Love is for children.”
– Natasha Romanoff (via betteena)
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[[MORE]]the only way for me to stop liking someone is to start hating myself enough for the hate to spill over to them
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