June 2011
I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN.
May 2011
31.
I love Sia.
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
How to sound more sophisticated by changing one...
hobbit-at-hogwarts:
LOL → LQL
Laughing Out Loud? Psh.
Laughing Quite Loudly.
LOL THAT SHARK
A sketch of a woman from the inside out. →
30.
I love Jason.
He is one of my favorite people ever. Next year, I will do sax quartet just to hang out with Jason.
29.
Just thinking about band makes me cringe. I mean, the music for next year’s field show is great. I’m looking forward to playing and marching it, but I just have this sinking feeling that we’re going to suck. Really badly. I feel like the embarrassment of losing all the time this year will be even worse next year.
However, Murdoc will be alto section leader next year. That pretty...
28.
My internet is so slow the only practical way to use Tumblr is to write a post. I recently moved my laptop upstairs, in my room. I am now using my room. I don’t actually know if I told anyone, but for about a year, I didn’t use my room for anything other than keeping my clothes in. I didn’t even sleep in it.
Yesterday, I decided to start making my room a little more habitable,...
If cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion......
stuffyluffy:
madeinmanhattan:
oh my god.
