May 2011
exotic-birds:
i always feel terribly sad when talking to really insecure people, it just makes me think of how exhausting it is to hate yourself.
ladies....
herrmaag:
here is the male thought process when asked for a piggy back ride.
1. is she cute? if yes, don’t even bother considering the following steps
2. is it possible to hurt myself while doing this? (i.e. is she your weight or greater, does she have something sharp attached to herself)
3. am I strong enough? usually the answer is yes, but some guys are fairly weak so you never know.
4....
April 2011
“April is the cruelest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
The earth in a forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.”
7.
Bug project can kiss my ass.
6.
I was reading the play “Romeo and Juliet” for English, and even though Shakespeare’s language is wonderful, this story is just the dumbest, bitchiest thing I’ve ever read.
How is it known as a great romance when it’s clearly just a horribly botched up teenage fling?
Okay, in the primary source, Romeus and Juliet, it makes a little bit more sense, since Juliet is 16....
I'm going to freak the fuck out if I don't find...
maariieee:
Juliet was 13. Awkward.
In the primary source, Juliet was actually 16 in the original book Romeus and Juliet, which is, of course, a more pure version of the story. Although it’s true that in the play, Juliet’s fourteenth birthday is “a fortnight hence”, meaning that she is technically thirteen. My bad.
It's national book week. The rules are: grab the...
saidtheliarrr:
shanisonfire:
allthewayinbatterycity:
They are so sensual, almost libidinous couple dances, which are created by the people in Angola.
“it wasn’t that they didn’t like you. they didn’t think you deserved me.”
”Cathy,” twittered my baby-faced small sister, “did you hear me say I don’t like it here?”
“She bought me the wrong type of skates- I wanted racing skates...
When I Hear Someone Say 'My Chemical Romance'
mychemicalmikka:
SSOOO i was unaware gerard way went to dalton..hmm
ipaintfaces:
Those Glee bitches.
Say ‘Nevermore’,” said Shadow.
‘Fuck you,’ said the raven.
– Neil Gaiman (American Gods)
That awkward moment when you say AVADA KEDAVRA at...
You go girl, you unlock that door as you die!
This sentence has five words. →
iridially:
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt,...
What if someone broke into the royal wedding...
niggle-pie:
5.
It’s not that the lyrics or poems I post up once in a while really literally describe my feelings.
That would be creepy if I wanted to tell someone to “drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo”.
No, they just have that perfect mood, and the perfect tone. And the lyric writers or poets are just so LITERATE. It makes me feel really warm and fuzzy inside.
She Wants Revenge- "Tear You Apart".
Got a big plan, his mind’s set, maybe it’s right At the right place and right time, maybe tonight In a whisper or handshake sending a sign Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait never mind Late night, in passing, mention it flip to her Best friend, it’s no thing, maybe it slipped but the slip turns to terror and a crush to like when she walked in he froze up, leave it to fright...