Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
wwiao: today i told two boys i would make out with them if they kissed each other and they did then i slapped them both and called them gay
Anonymous asked: what's oracle?
89. I got this from the lovely Cheryl Infante.
New Years’ Eve post. A few things you will never forget in 2011 That moment when I found out that I got into Oracle. I actually didn’t see the list that was posted on the door, someone in my math class told me and I freaked out in the middle of Mr. Sutton’s class. Summer sax quartet with Rena, Alec, Bryan, and Justin. Winning tickets to a Florence and the Machine concert I...
Every year, I feel myself growing less and less intelligent. On the other hand, every year I like myself more and more. I wonder if there’s a connection.
Michael Ge is being a stupid lesbian and he is ruining my New Years’ Eve buzz. Michael Ge’s lesbian rage will destroy the world before the new year even begins.
queersortofjellyfish: my dad made me practice using my pepper spray before i go ~celebrate the new year~ some of it hit me in the face i cried
wwiao: ill remember 2011 forever as the year i fell in love (with myself)
The Main Reason I Hate Pigeons...
a-bleh: trinityice: trinityice: They Like To Do This:
phantom-love-happiness: my sister was being really annoying so i told her i’d slit her throat in her sleep. and she told my mom..
my new years’ resolution is to become a love goddess like lizzi lowe
queersortofjellyfish replied to your post: 87. that’s actually amazing. i kind of wish that (not the stomach part) would happen to me. It was probably the coolest moment of my entire life.
I just woke up from a nap and my stomach feels like someone recently surgically removed it, filled it with sand, and put it back in my body upside down. So anyway I got up from my bed and walked a few feet over to my desk, where my laptop is and then my head started feeling weird, too. I went on Facebook and for about ten minutes, I totally thought that all of my friends had changed their names...
There is no such thing as a heterosexual male, only men who haven’t met Oscar...– Oscar Wilde (via notquiteoscarwilde)
Okay today I told my brother that I am never going to become possessed by demons and now I’m kind of freaked out because I totally jinxed myself and I am not sleeping tonight.