May 2013
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on a slightly less positive note if i hear that damn spotify ad about grape tomatoes one more time i’m going to flip this table
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you know what fuck it today i got a haircut and had a really good piano lesson and good news!!! i might be playing a concerto with an orchestra! in front of people!!! so whatever it doesn’t even matter that i spent all of today doing what i dislike the most and i’m goign to spend the rest of the night studying it was a pretty okay day and i don’t want to have a heart attack
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have probably consumed over my body weight in popcorn/lychee gummy candies this is how i’m gearing up for my tragically young death via heart attack thank god for junk food
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
teenagesophiebennett:
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
reallyreallyreallytrying:
medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
missy—-aggravation replied to your post: it’s so hard to explain to people that “real”…
i like the “modern romance” tag. i was thinking about this a while ago. i feel like my personality makes it impossible for “serious relationships” to be a thing for me and it’s a little distressing!
yes i feel the same way </3
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it’s so hard to explain to people that “real” relationships squick me out and i do not want anything to do with one in fact an ideal arrangement for me would be to just have someone i would never have to talk to but i could call up and very taciturnly tell to come over so we can make out and play video games and listen to indie music silently and unemotionally
oakbaby:
“you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life
crappiest:
i try to laugh at tyler the creator’s tweets and instagram pics but then all i hear is him saying “rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends i had a threesome” and i start throwing shit against walls
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
souvenirmug asked: hi lindsay i love you
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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after an unusually long period of being happy and (kind of) emotional, i’ve somehow ended up in my usual form and now i don’t really feel much of anything except kind of nervous and dislocated
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
gerard-gay:
i haTE it when people are like
awww guys who are nice to their little siblings <3333333
guys who are sweet with old people <33333333
guys who respect their mothers <333333
guys who are glorified in society for doing things that are expected of everyone else because theyre the most basic forms of human kindness <3333
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
jacklullaby:
jacklullaby:
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
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UGH I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE HAVING FEELINGS RIGHT NOW LIKE I LITERALLY JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO DEAL SO ALL I DO NOW IS YELL AT PEOPLE AND EAT
[[MORE]]1. i’m just fucking cranky all the time
2. which means i have no shit tolerance whatsoever
3. i’m also super bored because nothing is challenging or fun anymore and i just want to make out with cute people and have fun but wait...
mattgospina replied to your post: mattgospina replied to your post: my entire life…
It’s not something I did more like something I am
i don’t get it isn’t colombia spelled with two o’s
“A woman from the audience asks: ‘Why were there so few women among the Beat...”
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Stephen Scobie, on the Naropa Institute’s 1994 tribute to Allen Ginsberg (via thisisendless)
FUCK
(via femmeboyant)
I’m just frozen. Absences of women in history don’t “just happen,” they are made.
(via queereyes-queerminds)
mattgospina replied to your post: my entire life can basically be summed up in the…
It could be worse. Your nickname could be “Columbocock”
im sorry what would you have to do to get the nickname “columbocock” because the mental image i’m getting isn’t pretty
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my entire life can basically be summed up in the phrase “not that hot”
nymphettic:
tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend
amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
margaerynn:
margaerynn:
a Game of Thrones au where the Starks have teacup pomeranians instead of direwolves
“that one’s yours, Jon Snow”
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with my terrible attitude i’ll probably never end up in a serious relationship which is pretty much exactly the point
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